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Yep. I'm awesome and I think it's about time I started hanging out with guys who are equally awesome. I know what you're thinking. What, pray tell, makes one awesome? Well, you should have the following qualities 1. Smarter than the average bear or at least have enough education to fake it. 2. Have a great sense of humor, meaning, you laugh at jokes other than the ones you attempt to tell 3. Fun, meaning, you raise the good time having level wherever you are I am like, so good at this 4. Be like, really, really, ridiculously good looking in more than just your and your mother's eyes. Ok, maybe not ridiculously. I'll settle for just really, really good looking. 5. Not have someone in your life who 1 you consider a girlfriend, or 2 they consider themselves to be your girlfriend. Yeah, that distinction is necessary. I know, sad. 6. Not live with your parents. I take issue with boning under the same roof as mom or dad. 7. Be employed, or recently unemployed or graduated and diligently searching for employment 8. Either have a car, or live in the city but still have your DL. I'm no one's chauffeur. 9. Enjoy eating 10. Appreciate the beauty of the words discount, sale, mark down, and most importantly, free 11. Have a dog, or simply wish you had a dog because you recognize that they are angels sent from God to make human lives worth living. Or something like that. 12. Like the idea of spending a Saturday taking the dogs on a 5 hour trail hike 13. Like the idea of spending a Sunday laying around, snacking, drinking beer, and watching football. Go Colts! 14. Think religious zealots are weird and scary, and are not one. Because they are weird and scary and you are neither of those. 15. Know that sex is awesome and you are awesome at it. Like, if screwing were an Olympic sport you would make it past the qualifiers. Bonus if you would medal. Well, in all butt one category. You know what I'm sayin? 16. Think Hummers have no place on the road and people who drive

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